This is so old, it's probably a grandmother. Or at least has cataracts.
"list five of life's simple pleasures that you enjoy most, then pick five people to do the same. try to be original and creative and not just give two word answers..."

Whoops. Sorry Neil. This was a good month or so ago. Nevermind! If something's worth doing, it's worth doing late!

1. Walkin' down the road with your headphones on, singin' along at the top of your voice.

So what if people look at you oddly? Fuck them! They're probably sexually frustrated or something. This is my understanding of people who dislike public singers.

2. When an ambulance drives past, but it's not speeding, with the woo-woos on.

It's like they're saying: "Hey, guys. Yeah, it's us. No, don't worry, man, it's cool. We're just chillin'. Cruisin'. No-one's dying today!"

3. When you wake up after a mammoth drinking session hangover-free

Fortunately, this happens fairly regularly to me. Also, when you wake up still drunk, and you get the fun-if-mildly-peculiar sensation of feeling the alcohol draining from your system. Sobery!

4. When you walk past a stranger and they smile at you.

Especially hot girls. Hot girls, you have no idea how much you can improve a guy's day with a simple smile.

5. That grace period of post-coital or post-masturbatory harmony.

Just before you have to clear up all the mess, or self-loathing smashes you in the face.


I shall tag no-one, but feel free to do it, guys.